Real Estate Fixologist Wizard

Three Sixty Real Estate Solutions LLC•La Crosse, WI

2d•$24 - $26•Onsite

About The Position

The Guild of Three Sixty Real Estate Solutions, LLC is seeking a Real Estate Fixologist Wizard, also known as a Facilities Sorcerer, Real Estate Enchanter, or Dwelling Conjurer. Three Sixty is a full-service guild dedicated to residential, retail, and commercial properties, acting as zealous guardians of residents and communities. Their core values include integrity, service, respect, humility, professionalism, accountability, and teamwork, with a commitment to benefiting the community and all its inhabitants. Their vision is to serve each subject to the highest standard and conjure quality outcomes for all property dwellers.

Requirements

Mastery in Plumbing Sorcery
Mastery in Electrical Divination
Mastery in HVAC Elementalism
Mastery in Appliance Alchemy
Mastery in Carpentry & Drywall Craft
Mastery in Painting Rituals
Mastery in Flooring Runes
Experience in Remodeling Quests
Experience in Groundskeeping Druidism
Experience in Winter Ward Magic
Experience in Dwelling Restoration
Ability to respond to Emergency Summoning
Excellent communication, analytical, and problem-solving enchantments
Experience in the schools of construction, maintenance, and/or property management
Ability to venture solo and meet self-initiated quest deadlines
Sound judgment — decisions must benefit residents, property owners, and fellow guild members
Skill in managing critical alliances with customers, service providers, and the fellowship
High school rune certificate or equivalent arcane credential
Ability to lift up to 75lbs
Ability to bend & perform manual labor
Ability to ascend ladders periodically
Adherence to all safety wards
Valid steed license (Driver’s license) & proof of insurance

Responsibilities

Maintaining the curbside enchantment of all properties
Executing repairs both great and small
Overseeing remodeling incantations
Tending to the needs of current and prospective residents with grace and good cheer
Banish leaks, unclog cursed drains, and contain waterborne emergencies (knowing when to summon a licensed Plumber Mage)
Diagnose circuit hexes, GFI anomalies, and current disturbances (escalating to licensed electricians when necessary)
Perform ritual filter changes, test and cleanse air units, address thermostat curses (coordinating with HVAC conjurers for complex enchantments)
Diagnose and restore enchanted household devices (refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, and disposal golems), discerning repair from replacement
Adjust doors and windows, repair cabinetry, patch and finish drywall to a paintable standard
Execute unit-turn paint incantations with proper preparation, masking, and finish quality, matching existing color enchantments between tenancies
Repair vinyl plank, tile, and carpet; address subfloor anomalies and transitions between material planes
Lead small building transformation projects (window, door, deck, and patio door replacements)
Tend the land (mowing, trimming, weed banishment, fertilizer casting, and stewardship of rock beds and landscaped glades)
Vanquish snow and ice from all entryways and paths, applying salt wards against hazardous conditions, and promptly reporting slip-and-fall curses
Upon a resident's departure, restore the chamber to pristine condition (painting, cleaning, and preparing it for its next inhabitant)
Answer the guild's after-hours distress beacon for emergency summoning